1
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(GATE CREAKlNG)

2
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(SCREECHlNG)

3
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(DOG HOWLlNG)

4
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(SCREECHlNG)

5
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(lNDlSTlNCT WHlSPERlNG)

6
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(CACKLlNG)

7
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(CRYPTKEEPER SPEAKlNG)

8
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CRYPT KEEPER: I see your raise, and I call.

9
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Bleed 'em and weep.
Spades beat hearts every time.

10
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(CACKLlNG)

11
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Oh, hello, creeps.

12
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So glad you could join me
for my weekly game.

13
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My deal. Hacks and chokers are wild.

14
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Are you in?

15
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Good.

16
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So is the man in tonight's terror tale,

17
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except his game is relationships.

18
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It's a ghoulish little gamble
I call "Only Skin Deep."

19
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(ROCK BAND PLAYlNG)

20
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Carl, what the hell are you doing here?

21
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Great party, Bob.

22
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Guess my invitation got lost
in the mail, huh?

23
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-Am I getting warm?
-Look, I just assumed that you...

24
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I don't get a "hello."
I get no "great costume."

25
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I don't get, "Here's your drink."

26
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Carl, if my wife sees you here,
she's going to kill me.

27
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What's she got to be angry about, huh?

28
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Let me ask you something, Bob.
Are you still my friend?

29
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-Yeah, of course I am.
-Of course. Of course you are.

30
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You got me.

31
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Yet you believe Linda.

32
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You believe everything she told you I did.

33
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Look, Carl, I don't know
what to believe, all right?

34
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All I know is that you've gotta go

35
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because Myra promised Linda
you wouldn't be here tonight.

36
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Well, I guess Myra lied, huh?

37
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Looks like I'm gonna have to get
my own drink.

38
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-Where's the bar?
-Carl, come on. Don't do this to me.

39
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Don't do this to you?

40
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Hey, Bob, relax, man.

41
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Just one drink, then I'm out of here.

42
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Don't worry. It'll be okay.

43
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Look, no one will even know I'm here.

44
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LlNDA: Unbelievable.

45
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You have to be the ballsiest guy
on the planet, or the stupidest.

46
00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:09,009
I'm fine, Linda. How are you?

47
00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:13,128
I guess I'm gonna need a court order
to keep you away from me after all.

48
00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:16,199
Oh, you're always so melodramatic.

49
00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:17,933
Why'd you come here?

50
00:05:17,934 --> 00:05:19,134
What did you think was gonna happen,

51
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I was gonna see you
and throw myself at your feet?

52
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You can't force people to love you,

53
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no matter how many times you hit them.

54
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You think it's easy as that?
You want out, it's over?

55
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Yeah, I do. And it is.

56
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You know, silly me,
thinking I gave you what you deserved.

57
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If I'd have done that,

58
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I'd have killed you.

59
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Oh, that's good. Threaten me.
Hit me, why don't you?

60
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Or better yet, strangle me
like you did to what's-her-name,

61
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the one that came before me.

62
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Come on, hit me.
Right here, in front of all these people.

63
00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,048
Maybe then you won't get away with it.

64
00:06:06,049 --> 00:06:08,851
Come on, Carl, that's enough.
Time to go. Let's go.

65
00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:12,487
-I haven't finished my drink.
-Come on.

66
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What are you going to do, Bob?
You going to drag me out?

67
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You're welcome to try it.

68
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You're lucky I think of you as my friend.

69
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Nice seeing you again. I've missed you.

70
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That can't be very satisfying,
demolishing a dormant vegetable.

71
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Or are pumpkins fruit?

72
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Excuse me. I thought I was alone.

73
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Obviously. You've got quite a temper, Carl.

74
00:07:01,804 --> 00:07:03,372
And that girlfriend of yours...

75
00:07:03,373 --> 00:07:06,608
She's got a set of lungs on her
like Voice of America.

76
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-Ex-girlfriend.
-Oh.

77
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Right. I got that.

78
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Look, it's... You know, I'm just...

79
00:07:16,619 --> 00:07:19,611
I'm not like she says. I...

80
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Certain wrongs
deserve certain justifiable actions.

81
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-I don't disagree.
-Thanks.

82
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Listen, not to be rude or anything,
but what are you?

83
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No, I mean your costume.

84
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I'm a body bag.

85
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I thought the invitation said,
"Come as you are."

86
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-Well, how are you a body bag?
-A synthetic shell with a corpse inside.

87
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Yeah, well,

88
00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,630
you look pretty lively to me.

89
00:08:08,771 --> 00:08:11,271
Yeah, well, don't we all?

90
00:08:11,641 --> 00:08:15,010
I've gotta hit the road
before I lose what little mind I have left.

91
00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:16,878
The creeps will be coming back in here
any minute,

92
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and I am so weary of being hit on.

93
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Hey, maybe I'll see you around, huh?

94
00:08:26,189 --> 00:08:30,125
Hell, tag along now
if you ain't got nothing better to do.

95
00:08:30,126 --> 00:08:31,626
-Maybe I will.
-All right.

96
00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:35,163
Listen, what's your name?
You know, if I'm not being too over...

97
00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:37,664
You got a preference?

98
00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:42,314
-I've always liked Molly.
-Oh, what a coincidence.

99
00:08:51,147 --> 00:08:55,117
It's an interesting building.
I wouldn't think anybody would live here.

100
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Yep, that's why I like it.

101
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Quiet. Private.

102
00:09:01,157 --> 00:09:03,592
Beats a Maytag carton.

103
00:09:03,593 --> 00:09:06,828
-You still drinking gin?
-Yes, ma'am.

104
00:09:06,829 --> 00:09:08,030
Cupboard above the stove.

105
00:09:08,031 --> 00:09:12,631
I gotta get out of this thing
before I keel over.

106
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,648
Wow.

107
00:09:33,189 --> 00:09:38,860
Oh, I tell you, you could light
a pack of Luckies between my thighs.

108
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Come here. Feel.

109
00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:00,440
I'm thinking more like a carton.

110
00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:14,382
Am I wrong,
or are you making sexual overtures here?

111
00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:17,632
I don't do overtures.

112
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:21,363
The curtain either goes up or stays down.

113
00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:26,640
We gonna have sex?

114
00:10:28,244 --> 00:10:30,744
Should we have sex?

115
00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,880
I don't know.

116
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:38,651
I just thought I'd kick back and let
the breeze take me wherever it goes.

117
00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:45,789
It's a shame, because you were
doing so well up until then.

118
00:10:57,473 --> 00:11:00,013
Okay, almost back on course.

119
00:11:01,677 --> 00:11:06,567
Let's make a deal.
We know each other's first names.

120
00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:10,851
We leave it at that.

121
00:11:11,521 --> 00:11:13,455
Nothing else.

122
00:11:13,456 --> 00:11:16,254
No last names, no bios,

123
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no pet peeves, nothing.

124
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,364
Not even faces.

125
00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,865
We leave our masks on.

126
00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:28,789
Anonymity in its purest form.

127
00:11:30,506 --> 00:11:33,006
(CARL GRUNTlNG)

128
00:11:52,828 --> 00:11:57,128
Let it go, baby. All of it.

129
00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:04,573
The hurt, the anger. Give it to me.

130
00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:10,001
Take it out on my flesh like you want to.

131
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,819
Come on.

132
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:25,020
I'm all of them.
Hurt them like they hurt you, Carl.

133
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:31,264
Hurt them!

134
00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:35,566
-Like this?
-Harder.

135
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:38,630
More, you dumb son of a bitch!

136
00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:45,879
(MOLLY SCREAMlNG)

137
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,079
Molly?

138
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,620
For Christ's sakes.

139
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,591
Molly!

140
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:22,834
-Were you calling me?
-ls there somebody else here?

141
00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:26,012
Is there what?

142
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,976
Nothing. What the hell are you doing?

143
00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:36,502
-I'm making a stand.
-Against what?

144
00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:39,527
I mean, okay, so you're making a stand.

145
00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:43,331
What are you,
some kind of artist or something?

146
00:14:43,332 --> 00:14:45,467
You certainly ask a lot of questions

147
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,236
for a guy who wants it
dark, dirty and anonymous.

148
00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:50,737
Sorry.

149
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,174
I fixed something for you.

150
00:14:55,378 --> 00:15:00,715
Not just the hair of the dog,
but the whole goddamn dog that bit us.

151
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:04,636
Go ahead.
Make you feel better. Guaranteed.

152
00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:15,395
Good boy.

153
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,945
-You know, last night was...
-lt was only an hour ago.

154
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,914
Yeah, well, whatever.
But it was incredible.

155
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:39,354
-I mean, I'm going to be sore for a week.
-Yeah, it was something, all right.

156
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:43,591
-There's still a lot I want to talk about.
-Such as?

157
00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:46,092
-What happens now?
-Sleep.

158
00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:52,132
-Deep.
-Check this out. No mask.

159
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,803
What are you doing? We had a deal.

160
00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:58,194
-That was before.
-Nothing's changed.

161
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:01,734
No, everything's changed.

162
00:16:03,145 --> 00:16:05,645
You freed me.

163
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:08,750
You showed me how to let it all go,
and it's gone.

164
00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:12,585
The anger, the need to hurt.

165
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,190
Congratulations.

166
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,959
I want to know
everything about you, Molly,

167
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,563
every detail, right down to your shoe size.

168
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,897
Well, that's unfortunate, Carl.

169
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:26,901
I'm not telling.
I don't want you to know me.

170
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,971
Don't belittle
what happened to us last night.

171
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:33,374
I mean, I'm not like the rest of them.
I wouldn't hurt you.

172
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:38,711
I just want to enrich
an already wonderful thing.

173
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:43,116
You hear me?

174
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,587
Wake up.

175
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:51,270
You will not do this to me. Wake up!

176
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,230
I'm sorry.

177
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:01,897
I'm angry at you, but I don't understand.

178
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:06,975
My last name is Schlage.
I'm an accountant, CPA.

179
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:12,412
Please.

180
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:18,097
You will not be here when I wake up.

181
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:23,764
You will be gone, as in out of here,
as in forever!

182
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,863
You goddamn bitch.

183
00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:33,193
"Take it out on me, on my flesh"?

184
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:37,623
You just won the fucking lottery, baby.

185
00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:36,806
Come on, for Christ's sake!

186
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,189
Shit!

187
00:22:00,936 --> 00:22:02,937
-What the fuck are you?
-Get off of me!

188
00:22:02,938 --> 00:22:06,138
-Stop it!
-That wasn't just water.

189
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,910
Give me that!

190
00:22:11,647 --> 00:22:14,147
(WHlRRlNG)

191
00:22:16,885 --> 00:22:18,953
Carl, stop it!

192
00:22:18,954 --> 00:22:21,454
(SCREAMS)

193
00:22:22,825 --> 00:22:26,861
You got all those goddamn masks, bitch.
Let's see what's under yours.

194
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:29,362
-No!
-Jesus!

195
00:22:30,032 --> 00:22:32,532
(GROANlNG)

196
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,625
It was never a mask, Carl.

197
00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:02,929
It's the way I was born.

198
00:23:03,765 --> 00:23:07,501
Hair of the dog
and a little something extra.

199
00:23:07,502 --> 00:23:14,122
I swear, you must have the slowest
metabolism in the whole goddamn world.

200
00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:20,841
No!

201
00:24:34,022 --> 00:24:37,558
I guess that's one way to wear a guy out.

202
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:40,059
(CACKLlNG)

203
00:24:40,462 --> 00:24:45,232
Still, I think Carl and Molly
make a hell of a couple.

204
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,323
I mean, talk about boo of a kind.

205
00:24:50,372 --> 00:24:54,866
Okay, I see your raise and raise you $20.

206
00:24:54,943 --> 00:24:56,410
Call.

207
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,911
(METALLlC CLANGlNG)

208
00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:03,549
Now, that's a poker face.

209
00:25:03,652 --> 00:25:06,177
(CACKLlNG)